neophytelatula:

this picture literally describes my attitude towards almost everything

(via llightning-boltt)

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

(Source: tacoposey, via llightning-boltt)

sharonosbourne:

today at school one of my friends was just standing in the middle of class grating cheese until the bell rang I was laughing so hard omg

(Source: andrewbelami, via llightning-boltt)

whiteskhomos:

cause weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  are never ever ever getting back together

(Source: kardashy, via smilejustbecausee)

tampontampoff:

“NO HOMO!”  the teenage boy screams.  but its too late.  the gays have already arrived

(via actuallytheworst)

I love after shaving my legs and I just rub them together like a cricket

(Source: blackmormon, via butidontactuallycare)